All the way

What are your favorite emojis?

Emojis emojis emojis yeah I’m a sucker for laughter the smiley face the wow face the funny and humourous ones a bit like me i love humor brings out the best in me why not we all need laughter but when I get mad an angry face does not suit I’ve a tongue that would clip a hedge a look that would stop traffic I’m a tough cookie now dont get me wrong bloggers I dont want anyone thinking shes a hard nut I’m also soft on the inside I’ve a big heart I love that emoji too it reminds me I’ve enough love to go around I could wrap my arms around the world and shout I love you isnt it wonderful only one thing wrong here my arms ain’t long enough so the next best thing I can do guys is by showing you 🤣❤🙂😁😂🤣❤ I hope these emojis say it all have a fun day laughter all the way bottoms up

Anything goes

What topics do you like to discuss?

Theres nothing like having a good debate about everyday ‘s ups and downs airing out differences I love discussing topics about homelessness how everyone in this world we live in has a right to a roof over their head  domestic abuse now in todays society no woman man or child should suffer abuse of any kind at the hands of another also from what books I like to read to movies I watch and music I better not forget my poetry I love writing it’s a wonderful way to Express oneself so therapeutic I’m always up for a good discussion freedom of speech is a wonderful thing if God didnt want us to speak we all would live in a world of silence and those of us who cant speak I feel a deep empathy towards let us be your voice with me anything goes ❤

Nothing but the truth

When is the last time you took a risk? How did it work out?

I wouldn’t say it was a risk as such I’m not one for taking risks I plan on doing something I just go ahead and do it I like to see things through I use my head not my ego as I definitely think theres no room for an ego in my book I believe if you start something just to get a name for yourself and not follow through with it well then you shouldnt have started it in the first place dedication is a wonderful word so is picking up the pieces that someone else leaves behind dedication like I said I’m very dedicated in what I do and yes the hard work pays off you reap what you sow how does it work for me i ace it everytime i tell you  nothing but the truth ❤

My own shadow

What makes you nervous?

What makes me nervous do I really want to answer this one I guess I am answering it being in a haunted house would not just make me nervous but make me go stark raving mad not for all the tea in China would I stay in a house that had weird goings on inside I’d jump out of my own skin holy God tonight if i seen a ghost I’d have to give myself a good talking to do you hear me you need to lay off the grog it’s no joke a door creaking in the middle of the night footsteps up the stairs oh jeepers I can feel me self breaking out in a sweat and before you say anything it ain’t a hot flush and it the middle of winter just as well I keep a bottle under neath the bed blast it its empty that will do if it comes into the room its gonna get one for the road what was that merciful hour a shadow my own shadow whatever way i was standing i caught a glimpse of myself or was it me for fucks sake woman pull yourself together at this rate you’d make the ghosts nervous i need a refill anyone want one cheers🍾🍾🥂

Lockdown

How do you unwind after a demanding day?

Yes that’s right straight into lockdown mode into the pyjamas a beautiful fire put on a good movie plenty of snacks also a good mocha what if I dont sleep i can always count sheep but where in the hell am i gonna find sheep at two o clock in the morning in my pyjamas as well good night Josephine wouldn’t I be locked up imagine a squad car pulling up beside me hey lady what you doing out this hour I’d look at him half asleep and say tell me sir did you see any sheep come this way I’m looking for them but cant seem to bloody well find them are you ok lady do you realise what time it is of course I do but try telling that to the sheep they have no sense of time tell me mam have you been drinking hold on a second do i look like one that has been drinking well ah you see your looking a little sheepish there now if you dont mind me saying so now just go home and I hope you find the sheep in the morning I need to find them now sir this late yes why cant you see I cant sleep and I need to count them get on home you daft mare you shouldnt be out at all you should be on lockdown🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤👍

Hold it

Jot down the first thing that comes to your mind.

Ha ha I’m in fits of laughter at this one I work on a community garden and just today I happened to go watering some plants I had the hose in my hand naturally and it’s a hard hose to pull along it’s not one of your normal garden hoses this hose if you werent careful you ‘d break your neck over it so it happened this guy comes along to my rescue not that I needed rescuing mind and he says to me you hold it and I pull it and the first thing that came to my mind I uttered I hold it and you pull it oh my lord I couldn’t resist the pun what kind of a thing is that to say to a lady ah now he says to me and I grinning I didnt mean it like that I know I said ha ha hold it indeed who would have thought watering plants could be so much fun he saw the funny side of it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The corncrake

Describe a random encounter with a stranger that stuck out positively to you.

Ha I only started using earphones in the last six months .I know .I know your probably saying to yourselves is that all we use them all the time well I remember this day about a month ago there I was walking along and listening to music now I’m telling you this music I listen to would make you wanna dance and sing of course if I could sing i was singing away to myself this day when I heard and I dont know how I heard with the music blasting in my eardrums surprised I’m not gone deaf beautiful voice wow I turned and looked of course I also went wow to myself of course this guy he must have been over six foot long cream coat a blondie if you dont mind I must say he was grinning like a Cheshire cat not bad not bad at all he left a lasting impression and I’m sure I did too you go girl I said to myself Yahoo but how do I know I sounded good for I couldn’t hear myself singing with the music been so loud I probably sounded like the corncrake but I didnt care that was my positive encounter with a stranger I’ve had many but this one was recent 🤣

Fighting back

Describe a decision you made in the past that helped you learn or grow.

Life is all about learning making decisions sometimes it takes a while to realise one own true worth to believe in oneself is the first step to taking control of taking the bull by the horns and telling yourself nothing or no one is gonna stop you from being the person you want to be dont always wait for someone else to decide how things should be know your own value you’ve got a voice dont allow manipulative people to rule the roost so I made the decision and told myself you need no one to hold your hand your capable and confident you know what you want if some dont like it well it ain’t your problem what may I hear you say helped me to learn and grow as an individual I learned to stand on my own two feet I take no put me downs I dont deal with narcissistic behaviour now I’m fighting back I’m in the driving seat and I plan on driving wherever life takes me upwards and onwards❤👍

Stranded

What place in the world do you never want to visit? Why?

This is a tough one not sure of any particular place but one things for sure I would not like to be stranded on a deserted island why because number one I cant bleeding swim I’d definitely drown and the sharks would have a great time if there were no food I’d starve to death and what about a bed for the night holy mackerel imagine sleeping in a Bush I could just picture spiders or scorpions or even snakes oh my I’m scared of all those I’d pass out before I’d pass in and pray lord take me now dont leave me here if I’m lucky maybe Robinson crusoe is hiding out here somewhere would he rescue me I doubt it somehow what a fine mess I’d be in then how the blazes did I end up here just as well it was only a dream yet my head is spinning must lay off the booze too much can make one believe their somewhere else stranded my eye I’ll go back to sleep and dream some more wake me up later just to make sure I’m not on that deserted island 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Horizontal jogging

You wont believe it I went jogging just the other night. I kept on a jogging unbelievable and stayed up until I got it right. Ah now the stallion he was a non runner I was mad and rearing to go. It’s so amazing what ones legs can do taking it all nice and slow.

River dance they weren’t a patch on me my legs swung up in the air. And the moon it shone so brightly right down on me naked rear. The devil himself was banjaxed for I just fucked him straight to hell. Me legs were doing ninety on that uni-cycle or couldn’t you fuckin tell.

And as I tried to dismount the stars they seemed to wink at me and say. Get back up on that uni-cycle and do a horizontal flip hip hip hooray. Well I was like a swinging brickie my legs got wrapped around the pole. Just like Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk like a mare I was ready to foal.

Giving birth it sure wasnt easy I pushed and bloody pushed all night. For that demon was inside of me doing back flips and putting up a fight. The pain it was excruciating bearing down on me I was ready to burst. Damn all that horizontal jogging that uni-cycle it must be cursed.

A little trike was born sure me legs they felt like jelly. A whopping twelve pounder how did I push it from me belly. No more horizontal jogging I’ve just sold that God damn bike. I should have hung the devil instead but who cares I’ve got my own little trike

IVE JUST BOUGHT A MOTORBIKE  HA HA HA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣