To the leaba

What’s the longest trip you’ve ever taken?

I’m in tears laughing at this to the leaba means to the bed 🛌 Because no joking guys im serious really serious had a few friends around one night for drinks now you see i wasn’t drinking at all at all until I was offered what I thought was a glass of water tasted fine from what I could gather I emptied the glass it was only when I went to stand I couldn’t  jesus tonight I asked them was that tapped or bottled you gave me it was tapped she told me in fits of giggles tapped my ass she told me id get drunk on wine gums went to make for the stairs I couldn’t find it had someone removed it ah have another drop she said blimey I was seeing stars but how did I get outside oh I tell you that moonshine wow had me making the longest trip I ever did nake to the leaba no more moonshine for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

No filter

If your pet could talk, what would be the first thing it says?

Hilarious if my pet could talk id say i was hallucinating seriously though if my cat could speak it would definitely say hey mam you’ve got no filter your blunt wash your mouth out with carbolic soap and also your feeding me too much now my final words to you mam is there any chance you’d take me to the pub i fancy a beer or two   Id definitely be checking my medication if I were taking any Now sunshine you listen up and listen good cats dont speak do you hear and my having no filter sometimes goes off kilter when you start acting up so zip it sunshine no filter my ass miaow🐈‍⬛️

Money money money

What’s the best thing you’ve ever found randomly on the street?

Yes folks for some unknown reason I have to say someone had a loose pocket or wallet.I remember the first time it was on a severe frosty morning walking along and minding myself at the same time I looked down and lo and behold fifty smackers stared up at me I almost took the concrete off the ground boy was I smiling and that was only the start of it a few days later another fifty gee someone is definitely looking out for me found another few fifties after that But this one day picking my daughter up from school I decided we would take a short cut home and at the time my pocket was hungry to say the least again I bent down by the ways tying me shoelaces and picked up another what I thought was a fifty when I got home and looked holy cow a hundred I thanked the universe and I also thanked the one that lost it 😀 it just kept coming I started singing money money 💰 money 💰

The road that rises

What’s a book you never finished but still think about?

I have this book a while now and I started reading it and only got a few pages read it belonged to a dear friend of mine who passed away comrade dermot hayes all about his life and growing up I just cant seem to bring myself to read more of it I miss him so much he became such a good friend to me and encouraged me in everything I thought I couldn’t do I know some friends leave an everlasting impression and dermot was one of those people miss you and will always be grateful for the friendship we had  rip 🙏 comrade one day I hope to continue reading it it’s a book I shall always cherish💯

Beauty and the beast

Which fictional world would be the most fun to vacation in?

Oh I just loved watching that so I would not mind at all having a vacation in this fictional world as for meeting the beast id have him eating out of the palm of my hand im no belle but id charm him so he would fall hook line and sinker for me after all beauty is only skin deep oh gaston over a cliff his an ego so big im sure it would land him straight into the sea below now that would be fun 😁

Land of the lost

How did you meet your significant other?

Oh my oh my at this moment in time I do not have a significant other and as for once having them I should have left them in the land of the lost it’s a true saying im not exactly sure who said it that it’s better to have loved than not to have loved at all and whoever came up with the quote well I came to the conclusion that they loved themselves more or were actually lost somewhere inside their own head and did not know the meaning of the word love because I certainly did not or ever get one ounce of love from any of them I hope they find what their looking for cause I won’t be looking they can stay in the land of the lost 💯

Doubting thomas

How do you deal with uncertainty?

Unusual question 🤔 to put it mildly me well I guess I try not to overthink uncertainty is always in our everyday lives from once we get up in the morning until we go to bed at night none of us knows what the day shall bring be it a good or bad one we must go with the flow.All we can do is be hopeful and not over analyse everything turn our negatives into positives and allow ourselves to be thankful for the here and now live for as long as you want and want for as long as you live and dont allow doubting Thomas to tell you otherwise. Tell uncertainty to close the door on the way out its like a baf tenant if not paying rent 😀

Born with shoes on 👟

All that panting and gasping pushing and pushing i just needed some way out of there. With Tommy hillfiger shoes on I had almost a full head of hair. I tell you I was anxious to get going I wondered how long more would it be. And it being so dark and scary down in here and I was unable to see.

Would i ever see daylight was there such a thing and what was all the commotion about. When somewhere from up above.YOU GO GIRL your nearly there letting out an unmerciful shout. That passage was way too narrow for me as I anticipated my unruly arrival. I wasn’t sure where I was meant to go but you see I was fighting for my survival.

Just before I made my grand entrance someone stated are you aware she needs garda clearance. Without any disturbance or third party’s influence i didn’t need no outside interference. I was guaranteed to arrive in style they’d be shocked when I was born with shoes. With eyebrows waxed hair combed back with gel and I stinking of last night’s booze.

Once I’d appear they’d all draw near oh look at his cute baby face. For I was puzzled as how I got to be here in this tiny turbulent space. A bouncing baby boy oh what joy until a voice echoed how was he born with shoes. I wanted to run for I was done but what path was I gonna choose.

She’s got the baby blues for I was born with shoes ill chance it and put in a claim. The doctors were dumbfounded surely I’d be hounded for my obstetrician was the one to blame. And I didn’t need to bother when I was in awe of my mother of her I was so proud to meet. I knew I was rare and why should I care when I was born with shoes on my feet 🤔 👶🤣🤣😮

Reality struck

What’s a moment when you realized you were officially an adult?

When im glad you asked that officially or otherwise I realised this the first night I got twisted drunk and didnt know my arse from my elbow 🙃 why simply because it took me almost an hour to get the key in the door 😅 and I was totally convinced I was at the wrong door 🚪 oops with a few staggers later I might add not sure how I got to be there I found myself flat out oo the bathroom floor pull yourself together girl just because your officially an adult you must remember you’ve a reputation to maintain and a lady does not want to be caught sleeping sozzled on the bathroom floor on staggering feet I flopped on the bed and slept until the cows came home real irish saying I never did get that drunk again oh those years sheer madness and thats only half the truth I haven’t lived the rest of it yet 😅😅

Nasty

If your future self could send you one sentence, what do you hope it would say?

You want an honest answer to this yes i would want it in big bold letters so that when you read it once it leaves an impact STOP BEING SO NICE WOMAN IT DONT WORK ANYMORE That sums me up being nice to those who are ungrateful now nasty it ain’t me for I haven’t got a nasty bone in my body if your with me I’ve got your back be fake let me tell you it dont wash with me I see through falseness and just one look from me speaks volumes down boy back off am I nasty no I leave that to those who play idiotic games it’s their drama not mine you’ve been warned 🚩