All that panting and gasping pushing and pushing i just needed some way out of there. With Tommy hillfiger shoes on I had almost a full head of hair. I tell you I was anxious to get going I wondered how long more would it be. And it being so dark and scary down in here and I was unable to see.
Would i ever see daylight was there such a thing and what was all the commotion about. When somewhere from up above.YOU GO GIRL your nearly there letting out an unmerciful shout. That passage was way too narrow for me as I anticipated my unruly arrival. I wasn’t sure where I was meant to go but you see I was fighting for my survival.
Just before I made my grand entrance someone stated are you aware she needs garda clearance. Without any disturbance or third party’s influence i didn’t need no outside interference. I was guaranteed to arrive in style they’d be shocked when I was born with shoes. With eyebrows waxed hair combed back with gel and I stinking of last night’s booze.
Once I’d appear they’d all draw near oh look at his cute baby face. For I was puzzled as how I got to be here in this tiny turbulent space. A bouncing baby boy oh what joy until a voice echoed how was he born with shoes. I wanted to run for I was done but what path was I gonna choose.
She’s got the baby blues for I was born with shoes ill chance it and put in a claim. The doctors were dumbfounded surely I’d be hounded for my obstetrician was the one to blame. And I didn’t need to bother when I was in awe of my mother of her I was so proud to meet. I knew I was rare and why should I care when I was born with shoes on my feet ๐ค ๐ถ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ฎ